Walking in the store yesterday with thing 2 looking for food for her math project, we see that cake mix. Immediately we think of our dog and the murdering of smurfs in my kitchen when he are the blue cake mixes. I asked Thing 2 what would murdered thing would this cake mix look like when our dog ate this one?? When she answered me, I truly had a “LOL” moment, she surprised me and I almost bought it for the pure fact that she said SpongeBob! I dislike SpongeBob so much that I actually thought of satisfaction feeding it to my horse dog and imagining SpongeBob murdered because I got to feed him to my dog and never hear that laugh again …YAY ME!
Oh lord, then I remembered the giant maybe 2 and half foot tall SpongeBob plush toy stuffed with styrofoam beads my son won for doing well on a fundraiser, wait, that I WON for doing so well on that fundraiser when he was in about 1st grade.
Which then led to the gigantic, maybe 3 ft tall stuffed ogre Shrek plush thing stuffed with cotton one of them got from someone, I have no idea who.
There is a point here… maybe be a little irony as well.
During just one of the umpteen wretched moments of my divorce, both kids saw his awful behavior once too many times and got extremely angry. They took it upon themselves to take their anger out on and blame SpongeBob and Shrek big plush toys and all the stuffing inside them….
What in Gods name are you doing in your room guys? Sounds like screaming bloody murder and crazy laughing???
So nonchalantly, almost boastful and prideful from 9 year old.
….we murdered Shrek, he’s dead….
then the six year old, voice almost excited and eyes gleaming …
…and SpongeBob is too Mummy!!!
So, my thinking the dog murdered smurfs and could possibly “taking out” SpongeBob seemed kinda fitting….
Welp, sure am glad we all worked past that one!