What? Exactly who are we picking up?
Uh What boys?
*the boys they both like
And I’m learning this now, why?
*because they need a ride and you’d prolly say no
I say be glad she asked to pick them up versus acting like no boys were involved in the trip to the movies. I am okay with picking the boys up and you are too Troy, she telling us and being very honest; can’t beat that one!!
I’m navigating through life here trying to keep the peace, most days it is just flipping hilarious. The three of them never stop picking at each other. It’s very comical, I cannot even tell you how many times a day I hear the phrase “In your face..!!!” Not one is innocent of it, right up until someone gets mad. So I can’t even say how many times that I say, “someone’s gonna get mad….and it won’t be me….” All hell breaks loose when one of the crosses over the line into the “oh no you didn’t just say THAT!!” zone.
At Sunday supper with my parents, they started, my mom looked at me with a grin from ear to ear as she listens to the three of them, my dad even looks up from his plate a lot just grinning. I just whisper “it never stops”. The sass coming out of their mouths is relentless. I catch my parents giggling sometimes. There are a few favorites used by all three: you big turd, this is a family favorite I think, it makes us laugh because my brother has used that one since he was about five.. I’ve heard so many wonderful descriptive words when they start, it’s hard to keep track. Topping each other is the goal. I don’t think they notice everyone around them laughing. Someone is always just a bit more retarded than the other, one can always fart louder too, and burp louder AND longer and you will be privy to the examples and may even be asked to judge the winner. Which you should never, ever, ever succumb to, oh no keep your judging to yourself little Momma!! I do, I just smile or snort depending on how outlandish it gets, sometimes crossing over to gross especially when it’s the burps and the farts.
The funny thing is, this is family time, ALL the time. We all sit and just truly laugh out loud and sometimes feel that we really are ROFLMAO and cannot stop.
Day in the life of us is filled with so much laughter you’ll feel you may pee your are laughing so hard daily, honesty, trust, and a helluva lot of love,, sure can’t get enough of all of them! Life is good, well, that is an understatement!
My son…makes me proud! Oh Lordy…
***Occasionally you see the red print, that justifies some sort of added bonus, a clip, a song, just a little something that has made us smile