Please specify quantity as well, do you want one of our asses or the complete set which consists of only two. Our asses only come in two sizes a 6-8 in women’s and a men’s 34. Again, specify size and quantity in your order.
Remember to place your order before midnight tonight for shipment Monday!!
Quantities are limited! Only the color pictured is available, the blue was a no go due to the resemblance to Papa Smurf’s ass and trademark infringement & royalties are not our cup of tea, we are a small business .
Also, , big news! We are currently in negotiations with the ShamWow dude for him to possibly star in a new commercial featiring our asses!
Forgive us that we want nothing to do with your ass, wouldn’t seem proper to even attempt to understand and want to duplicate that one, no thank you! Lastly, look for our asses on the next episode of Shatktank!! Our goal is to feature our asses on primetime QVC ! Keep your fingers crossed
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